Trust the Gorton's Fisherman?
Truth in product packaging. And Gorton’s, with your advertising message exhorting me to trust you: I’m looking at you.
The dream:

Look at the size of those things!
Don’t they look good? The reality:

Oh. Look at the size of that thing.
They’re tiny. And what the photo doesn’t show is that the box is a lot bigger as it needs to be: it’s only half-full. This is not unusual for boxed frozen products here.
I don’t remember packaging in the UK being so blatantly misleading. Maybe labelling laws are less stringent here?
(To be fair to the fisherman: his teeny fillets did, however, make a pretty decent fish finger sandwich.)
The dream:

Look at the size of those things!
Don’t they look good? The reality:

Oh. Look at the size of that thing.
They’re tiny. And what the photo doesn’t show is that the box is a lot bigger as it needs to be: it’s only half-full. This is not unusual for boxed frozen products here.
I don’t remember packaging in the UK being so blatantly misleading. Maybe labelling laws are less stringent here?
(To be fair to the fisherman: his teeny fillets did, however, make a pretty decent fish finger sandwich.)
Comments:
Benjuthula, are'nt nali-priest (or should I say nali-princess) suppose to be immortal? In this case we dont think there is a need to avenge your death!
You posted your suggestion to M&Ms but you failed miserably! So the lesson here is 'never try'.