Wheeze

Tried the apartment's fitness centre today.

10 minutes on the Stairmaster: <wheeze>. People do this for fun?

("Fitness Center" maybe sounds a bit more grand than it really is: "room with some gym equipment and a TV in" would be more accurate. But the equipment is modern and decent: besides the torture device Stairmaster, also a running machine, a bike, weights, and some other stuff I haven't fathomed yet. And it's free.)